We Don't Go To Your House And Steal Your Cows, So Please Don't Steal Ours
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
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🗓️ 18 July 2023
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Michael Berry Show, a week or so ago, I saw a story in the local news, and it said |
| 0:13.4 | it was talking about things you wouldn't expect from restaurant owners, and it basically |
| 0:21.6 | suggested that you were going to need to tie down the things in your restaurant because |
| 0:29.8 | those people would steal them. I used to run around a lot with Levi Good. I still do, |
| 0:36.2 | it's just, you know, we have kids now, we're busy and we don't get to see each other |
| 0:39.7 | like we used to. But before I had kids, before he had kids, and he had a place called, |
| 0:48.6 | still does, called Goods Armadilla Palace over on Kirby. And in the men's restroom, behind |
| 0:56.8 | the, the first urinal on the wall was this great picture of a guy desperately pushing |
| 1:06.4 | a mule. It looked like a cartoon. This guy was, he had a shoulder into his Mexican guy, |
| 1:12.5 | or his spanic guy by assuming he was Mexican. And he was pushing this mule and the mule |
| 1:17.7 | didn't want to go. And coming in the distance toward them, but, uh, uh, glaring down on |
| 1:25.4 | them was an 18 wheeler. And the caption at the bottom handwritten was five o'clock traffic |
| 1:33.6 | in wherever West Texas, El Paso, where it was, but it was some small town. And it was |
| 1:42.8 | the coolest thing. And he had screwed it into the wall. And I remember peeing and going |
| 1:49.4 | out and saying, Levi, did you really need to screw that into the wall? He said, Michael, |
| 1:53.8 | you won't, this before the RCC. So I didn't, you won't believe this. People will steal |
| 1:58.7 | anything. About two years later, there's an article about things people steal from restaurants. |
| 2:06.9 | And that picture at that restaurant was quoted and leave our good talk. He was so frustrated |
| 2:14.4 | because he was so proud of this picture. And he hadn't made a duplicate of it. He hadn't |
| 2:18.0 | had, it was so annoying, so frustrating. So there was an article that appeared in the |
| 2:26.8 | news a couple of days ago about the fact that, uh, it quoted Ronnie killing and it quoted |
| 2:35.4 | Ben Berg, Houston diners swipe everything from wine glasses to wall art, shrinking restaurants, |
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