We Don’t Deserve Trump

Gutfeld! Monologues

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🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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As seen on Guteld!, the buzz is all about Joe Biden’s decision to pick his home state as the location for his presidential library! But that’s not all—the White House gears up to deport a Maryland dad all the way to… Eswatini? Curious about where that is? Tune in as Greg spills the details! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you.
0:06.7	All right.
0:07.8	Thank you.
0:09.0	I'm really glad everybody got the memo on Speedo Monday.
0:12.6	Wow.
0:14.0	Even the chicks.
0:16.0	Happy Monday, everyone.
0:17.9	So Joe Biden chose his home state of Delaware to open his presidential
0:21.5	library. It'll be the first presidential library to feature more men's rooms than books.
0:28.9	The Biden administration spent $11 million over three years on a security detail for Hunter Biden,
0:37.7	especially on agents named Tiffany, Candy, and Peaches.
0:43.9	Yeah.
0:45.5	After fierce criticism, the LAPD quietly withdrew its officers
0:49.4	from guarding Kamala Harris.
0:55.2	And already, she's missing her favorite officer, Captain Morgan.
1:01.6	Easy is too easy.
1:04.4	MTV's Video Music Awards aired last night.
1:08.8	Security was tighter than Jessica Simpson's face. I know. I haven't seen
1:14.7	skin stretch like that since I made those bongos out of a drifter. That's Charlie and Steve.
1:34.9	For the second time, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent reportedly threatened to punch another Trump advisor.
1:39.5	His temper has become so legendary he's earned the nickname Dana Perino.
1:41.0	Yeah.
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