The Michael Berry Show.

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Ben, you're on the Michael Berry Show, go ahead, sir.

I'm up? You're up. Yes. I'm up. Okay. So, okay. So, okay, so exactly what you were saying was what I was calling it about.

Okay.

I'm still here.

I'm sorry.

My calls have never been very good with you Michael Berry because I get nervous and I...

Okay. So I've been married twice.

Are we going to hang up for a little?

I don't...

Generally the way this works is I say your name and that you're up and then you sort of make a presentation.

My presentation is I've been married twice before.

My first wife cheated on me. My second wife cheated on me four times and then the fifth time I told her I said I don't want anything to do with you anymore. We actually stayed friends.

I still talked to her on the phone and stuff like that.

Yeah, you want to keep someone like that is a good friend.

Yeah, right?

But I'm now seeing this current woman where we decided that we're not going to decide

that we're boyfriend and girlfriend yet and I like her so much. We have these conversations where she's, she

calls me up and I'm excited. Whenever she text me and says she's a school teacher and she calls me

up and I get to tell her that hey hey, I tagged the school teacher.

Not like that, I'm sorry.

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