that's the next four years yeah that's for the next four years that didn't go as planned

fuck we did it we did it joe you're gonna be the next president of the united states

welcome back to heading the office everyone yep it's uh it's been a, it's been a, it's been a week. Yeah, election days come and gone. I'm sure you all know what happened. Yeah, Kamala got, uh, fucking trounced. Absolutely. Worse than Hillary. Yeah, it was literally worse than Hillary. Nevada got called a little bit ago and Trump's, uh, won 312 compared to 304 in 2016. Yeah, he picked up Nevada. He won the popular vote. Winning the popular vote was the craziest thing. That's the mandate of heaven. That was never going to be on my bingo card right there. That's the mandate of heaven. And we'll break it all down this episode. And, you know, a lot of people worried, a lot of people freaking out. And I think it's fair. You know, the Trump administration represents a massive threat, as we've been talking about for literally years now. A second Trump administration will be bad. It's going to be bad. It's not great. But you know what? It's eternal. Immortal? Yeah. Hiddo. That's always. Hiddle's not going always in Always and forever. Until Trump sends FBI agents to raid our studio. Yeah, when he talks about going, when he talks about going after his political enemies, he means the podcasting class, just like how Joe Biden meant the podcasting class when he called us out directly. Exactly. So until that happens, we'll be here, we'll be yapping, and hopefully we don't get labeled the enemy from within. Yeah. Then we might have to be forcibly stop.

Oh, then I'm switching up. until that happens, we'll be here, we'll be yapping, and hopefully we don't get labeled

the enemy from within.

Then we might have to be forcibly stop. Oh, then I'm switching up. I'm switching up like crazy. If you give me money, I'm switching up. And if you put my life on the line, yeah. Drop a bag at the door. Drop a bag at the door. That's all you got to do. Anyways, welcome back to heading the office.

Welcome back to heading the office, everybody.

We will be talking, of course, all you got to do. Anyways, welcome back to heading the office. Welcome back to heading the office, everybody.

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That's pretty cool.

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