We'd Rather Not

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Comedy

4.9 • 28.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2021

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Y'all getting tattooed beards?

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0:00.0	Alright, also listen, here's a deal.
0:03.4	Old mediocre phones, they're all out.
0:05.7	Wow, it's a break and you can look at yourself in it.
0:09.0	Fancy.
0:10.0	But right now the girls are talking about the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 3 5G.
0:14.2	In fact, it's every look you can see it all over the place.
0:17.9	It's making, you know, hashtag trends this and all over the place, especially for its
0:23.9	full-deaf snappy, flippy function, which is very nostalgic for me, very sexy.
0:29.0	I'm into it.
0:30.2	It takes hand-free pictures and videos so you can take yourself a game to a whole new level,
0:34.3	your style game as well, because it goes with the outfit of the day.
0:37.0	Honestly, who doesn't want to just go clack on somebody when you're done speaking to
0:41.2	them?
0:42.2	Let's bring back that power.
0:43.3	Let's bring back that strength.
0:44.8	Get the new Galaxy Z Flip 3 5G at Samsung.com and let's show everyone how to live this
0:50.6	life.
0:51.6	5G connection and availability may vary.
0:53.8	You can check with your career and let's start the show.
1:17.0	Welcome back to the show, everyone.
1:24.4	And everyone else, I'm Smitha.
1:30.2	And I am Gabriel Union.
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