We Can’t Unsee Your Nose
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
The After Party spirals from nose shapes to hotel horrors, coffee-pot crimes, and stuffed-animal scandals in an unhinged, absolutely unfiltered roundtable you cannot un-hear.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:05.7 | Get your hands together. |
| 0:07.2 | We're going to start to party. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm ready to party. |
| 0:11.1 | The Elvis Duran after party. |
| 0:15.3 | Party. |
| 0:15.9 | Party all right now. |
| 0:22.1 | Please start with that. |
| 0:27.0 | Um, okay, so not long ago, Andrew was asking us all what a weird compliment was that we got. |
| 0:29.2 | And I have a friend who's obsessed with my nose. |
| 0:32.3 | Every time I see him, he's like, oh my God, you have the cutest nose ever. |
| 0:33.4 | And I said, not really. |
| 0:34.3 | It looks like a dick and balls. |
| 0:54.1 | But I think all noses, whenever I look at noses, I see a dick and balls in the middle of his face. Oh my gosh. When I take a selfie, you know sometimes that's all I can focus on. I go, why does my nose look like a penis? Yeah. I think of the middle of the time. I'm glad I'm the only one. One million percent, correct? |
| 0:57.0 | I feel like I have the biggest dick and balls on my face. It is. It's right there. Bam, in the middle of your face. Blame. Flare your nostrils. It's different. It's even weird. Yeah, I mean, I definitely see it now, but I never thought of that. Andrew doesn't have much of a sack on this. When he gets mad, he makes this nostril flare thing. |
| 1:09.6 | Do it. |
| 1:10.3 | Oh, yeah, there it is. |
| 1:11.8 | Which are the balls and the nostrils? |
| 1:13.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.6 | You didn't know. When he gets mad, he makes this nostril flare thing, do it. Oh, yeah, there it is. Which are the balls and the nostrils? Yeah. Yeah. You never noticed this? No. You have a big dick and balls. Maybe on my face I do. I honestly don't want him to know that because the things that he's going to put near there, we're good. Moving on. They make them any ones. Skiris is a very pudgy dick and balls. Did you notice it? It's like slightly crooked like him. Yeah, it is a little bent. It's got a curve to it. It has Peroni. I'm so glad you mentioned it. I thought I was the only |
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