FULL SHOW: The Day We Realized Everyone’s Dating Wrong

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

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🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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From driving a truly terrible car to breaking down the worst first-date spots, we spiral into modern dating chaos — not inviting your partner out, questionable hookups, and the stages of a breakup. Plus: how not to get robbed, buying cookies turning into a Nate injury story, music that actually helps your mood, and a caller who took road rage way too far.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.5	Guaranteed Human.
0:07.6	You guys make my day like every single day.
0:10.1	I'm, like, cracking up.
0:11.3	Thank you for keeping me company.
0:12.4	I love you guys.
0:13.3	I love you guys.
0:14.0	Every last morning show ever.
0:15.3	You guys are a freaking phenomenal.
0:17.4	Oh, my God.
0:19.7	What the fuck the phone pass?
0:23.6	Elvis Durand and the morning show.
0:26.1	Z 100.
0:27.3	What are you driving that you're about to fall apart?
0:29.2	You know, our friend Scotty B here, the eater of the Big Banana, he says every time, every morning he gets into his jalopy.
0:42.0	And he prays it starts. And then he prays the wheels don't fall off on the L-I-E.
0:43.0	Oh, my God.
0:46.1	And he prays that it's going to start again after he turns off the ignition.
0:51.0	I just know one morning, I'm going to call Nate and be like, dude, I can't make it in because the wheel fell off.
0:58.5	My question is, how many people are driving that kind of nightmare every single day?
1:02.3	Like, at the very least, maybe the check engine light is on every day.
1:03.9	What is it exactly?
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