We Can’t Believe WHO Reacted To Bert’s Retirement Announcement!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Several news stations reported on Bert’s big announcement that he’s retiring this fall…but we never expected to hear from THIS surprising place!

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0:00.0	Hello, Sweaterweather.
0:02.1	Bring on cozy duvet days, crisp air and crunchy leaves.
0:06.9	Out-out is out.
0:09.2	And the original pumpkin spice latte is in.
0:13.1	Handcrafted with our signature espresso and seasonal pumpkin flavors,
0:17.7	then topped with whipped cream, cinnamon and nutmeg.
0:21.1	Hot or iced?
0:22.8	PSL. It's here.
0:25.2	Only at the Starbucks coffee company.
0:27.5	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:30.6	Ticket, please.
0:32.1	Thank you.
0:33.3	Tickets, please, madam.
0:34.3	Sure, let me just...
0:35.3	Oh, this jacket's got so many pockets.
0:54.6	No rush. Got it on eBay. Vintage, one of a kind. I just need your ticket, madam. Couldn't find it anywhere. Then, ta-da! eBay! Total bargain! That's nice. Thank you. But I still need to see a ticket. Oh, yeah, sure. With great deals on things you love,
0:56.6	you can't help but say when it's eBay,
0:58.6	things people love.
1:02.2	The Bird Show.
1:03.5	Some of the emails and DMs I got yesterday
1:05.5	after announcing that I'm taking off from radio
1:09.6	and the bird show is going to be off the year on October 24th. People don't seem to believe that I'm taking off from radio and the birch show is going to be off the year on October 24th.
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