We Can’t Believe What Her Mysterious Secret Santa Left In Her Mailbox!

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🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Would you accept a mystery gift from "Captain Cream Pie"? Our listener isn't so sure! But wait til you hear what's inside the BOX! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	get it the virtue.
0:01.0	One last thing about this power ball.
0:03.8	That you didn't win.
0:07.5	That I didn't win and you didn't win and you didn't win.
0:11.6	Probably nobody listening won.
0:13.7	Again, the numbers just came out.
0:15.4	They were stalled because one state couldn't get it together.
0:19.1	I guess it's law that all 48 states have to show basically receipts before they can
0:24.6	announce the numbers and one state was run a little late.
0:29.1	So the power ball numbers were 10, 33, 41, 47, 56 and 10.
0:33.9	I think there should be some kind of payout.
0:37.4	I literally didn't get one number on any one of my tickets.
0:41.7	I thought I got the power ball, but I didn't.
0:43.6	Not one of those numbers came up on any one of my tickets.
0:46.4	And you think there should be a payout for that?
0:49.1	There has to be some kind of statistical miracle in that also.
0:53.4	Nothing right.
0:54.4	Nothing right.
0:55.4	Yes.
0:56.4	I should get 100.
0:57.4	We live in this.
0:58.4	We live in the society now where everybody gets a trophy.
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