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We Can't Believe That Bert Has NEVER Learned How To Do This!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:27.8

The Bert show.

0:31.2

I'm having a hard time filling time in my life.

0:35.0

Not on the show, that's taken care of. The time in my life.

0:39.0

So I am newly single here and my roommate 50% of the time is my 16 year old son.

0:48.4

When he's not there I'm in that house all by myself.

0:52.1

Days no problem at all, man.

0:54.5

I do like my space quite a bit.

0:57.0

Like to be able to come and go when I want, right?

1:00.0

I'm very busy during the day with work or working out or the things going on with some other companies and stuff plenty of time

1:07.3

Six to nine o'clock six to nine o'clock.

1:11.6

It's lonely. It's lonely sometimes. I don't do well with lonely. I don't do well with silence. I don't do well. I can't do sitting down and just watching TV. Just, I can't do that. Some people can sit and they can watch Netflix for two or three

1:26.5

hours and unwind. Man, I got about an hour probably of unwinding in me and then I just get super bored. You guys can just sit and relax?

1:36.4

Well yeah but I mean you have to think as far as me I'm in a completely different situation.

1:41.6

I got a toddler so if I can get some quiet time and then watch it take. a myself watching what I want. I wasn't watching Mickey Mouse Club House. I wasn't watching

1:54.6

Bluey. I was watching what I wanted to watch. Yeah. It was correct. Right, isn't it?

1:58.9

Yes. How about you guys though? You don't have kids? Yeah, I mean, I just veg with my cat we sit down we watch

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