The Bert Show.

It is our daily dose of, look, if you're in a bad relationship, stay in it.

Because being single and being on dating app sucks.

And Abby tells us that every day.

There was a moment a couple of weeks ago where I was talking to this guy on Hinge.

And I literally verbatim told him, am I getting punked right now?

Because it was the most bizarre experience.

I think I've had messaging with a man on this app.

You have some off-putting situations.

You have some weird moments, some like, like, eh, dates.

But this situation, I was like, I'm wondering if I'm talking to an AI bot right now

because he's incapable of holding an intelligent conversation.

So let me set the scene for you.

I match with this guy named, we'll call him Josh,

because that's a basic man name.

I matched with Josh on hinge.

And what I really liked about Josh was he was kind of,

I felt like he was sort of the male equivalent of me.

A lot of people think I have like these crazy high standards,

but I'm just looking for a dude who just kind of has the same things I've got going for myself.

Employed, went to, you know, a good university, you try with your appearance, those kinds of

things. You feel like you have something going for you.

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