We Can Prove That Lake Lanier Is Haunted!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 2 August 2023
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 1:00.0 | The birch show. |
| 1:02.0 | Whole bunch of you guys sleepy heads. |
| 1:05.0 | I don't want to go back to school. You have to do that. |
| 1:10.0 | Well, for for the for the schools and the counties and the cities we're about to name off, yes. |
| 1:16.0 | Hopefully you're up in your Adam because today is your first day back to school. |
| 1:21.0 | So Bremen City Schools, Buford City Schools, Clark County, Clayton County, Caluida County, Douglas County, |
| 1:28.0 | Gwyneth County, Harrelson County, Henry County, Marietta City Schools, |
| 1:33.0 | Coney County, Putnam County, Social Circle City Schools, and Walton County Schools. |
| 1:38.0 | All y'all going back today. |
| 1:40.0 | Eliza is starting the third grade today in Buford City Schools. |
| 1:43.0 | So I know she's listening right now. So good morning and half a great day. |
| 1:46.0 | She's so excited. I just met her teacher the other day. |
| 1:48.0 | You're all excited, but she's excited about everything. |
| 1:50.0 | Uh-huh. Wait until she gets to middle school and then high school that might be. |
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