We Bullied Andrew Into Eating Cottage Cheese and It Did Not Go Well
Elvis Duran's After Party
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 950 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
What started as a harmless food debate turned into peer pressure, gagging, shaking hands, and a near-vomit situation. Andrew finally tries cottage cheese for the first time, immediately regrets it, and absolutely ruins any chance of charity donations. Along the way, the group debates spoiled milk textures, foods that should be illegal, and why some dislikes are simply hard-wired into your soul. Warning: lots of yelling, zero mercy, and one very traumatized coworker.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:05.7 | Get your hands together. |
| 0:07.2 | We're going to start to party. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm ready to party. |
| 0:11.1 | The Elvis Duran after party. |
| 0:15.3 | Okay. |
| 0:19.9 | If you remember the last time we were together, we were talking about Andy and his cottage cheese. |
| 0:27.6 | Well, guess what, Andrew? |
| 0:29.3 | Somebody from the room is currently going to get some cottage cheese for you to try. |
| 0:33.8 | Oh, buddy! |
| 0:35.6 | What did I do to deserve this? |
| 0:39.1 | Andy's first cottage cheese. Are we paying him for this? No. No. We're not paying him. Actually, Gandhi brought up a good point. Why would we pay you to do something you're going to enjoy? But I'm not. I know I'm not. I know you're going to enjoy this. It's going to be so delicious. Oh, God. I feel bad for you because if they made me eat mayo, I... |
| 0:57.1 | For free. |
| 0:57.7 | Yeah, I would not. This is going to be so delicious. Oh, God. I feel bad for you because if they made me eat mayo, I... For free. Yeah, I would not be happy. I wouldn't be doing it. I would tell them. You know what I've done. Well, I want to tell them, but unfortunately, I'm being peer pressured. I can't really think of anything. Is there anything you're in life? I'll eat anything. No, I won't eat olives. I don't like... Oh, I love olives. Blue cheese, no. |
| 1:14.0 | Really? |
| 1:14.6 | Oh, blue cheese. you're in life, I'll eat anything. No, I won't eat olives. |
| 1:11.0 | I don't like... |
| 1:12.1 | Oh, I love olives. Blue cheese, no. Really? Oh, blue cheese. I'll try anything once. I will not refuse it. But I might not go back to it. There are certain things in life that I'm like, no, thanks, I'm good. That's in an unmarked container. I wouldn't go there either. Yeah, so where'd you get that? |
| 1:27.2 | Okay, so Gandhi just walked in with the cottage cheese. |
| 1:30.5 | What brand is? |
| 1:31.2 | All right. Good. Oh, that's in an unmarked container. I wouldn't go there either. Yeah, so where'd you get that? Okay, so Gandhi just walked in with the cottage cheese. |
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