We Break Down The Dark Side Of Bucc-ee’s!

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🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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It's time for Tommy to leave the studio, because Kristin is breaking open the dark side of Buc-ee’s! Remember this the next time you drive 50 miles for brisket...

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	I think it just hit me.
0:02.0	I think it just hit me.
0:03.0	Yesterday when we were doing our ice plunge, our ice bath competition, Tommy, our studio director,
0:11.0	was so incredibly mean and just inflicting more and more pain that I think
0:16.2	Kristen came in here and is going to retaliate to Tommy and the only way she knows she can really get to him.
0:24.8	Tommy, we're doing the dark side of buckies.
0:27.8	Every industry has its deep dark secrets until Kristen shines a light on its dark side.
0:34.0	Welcome to my dark side to buckies. I didn't think I could find it, but I dug deep and I did.
0:51.0	See for Tommy, Disney is not the happiest place on earth it's not it's
0:56.8	not when he wins a super bowl he ain't going to Disney no it's buckies
1:15.8	you already know I'm gonna need a buggy because baby I'm about to give him all my money.
1:23.4	Ooh, these toilets so dang clean.
1:26.8	Yup, yep.
1:27.8	Get some brisket and a sweet ice tea.
1:30.4	I'm feeling perky off this turkey.
1:32.6	Oh, I'm feeling green.
1:34.2	Yeah, I might just have to work here.
1:36.0	Do you know what I need?
1:38.0	It's a southern fair.
1:39.0	Ain't no place for your peace,
1:41.0	so bring your buddies and all your money that beavers king of the
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