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🗓️ 2 September 2022
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder talk about student loan debt forgiveness, and the latest insanity about the top secret documents Trump stole.
TITUS PODCAST... SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus. |
0:07.0 | I'm not sure what to talk about today. |
0:11.3 | People do we deal with the treasonous ex-president who turns out he is a spy and sold the nation's |
0:17.0 | most sensitive secrets, hid them and was going through them to put them up on Chinese |
0:21.6 | eBay. |
0:22.6 | Or do we talk about the drought happening in half of the world due to the hottest year |
0:26.7 | on record or do we talk about the mass of flooding in the other half of the world due |
0:31.8 | to the hottest year on record? |
0:33.5 | An entire city underwater from the air, the Bangladesh Air Force parachutes in critically |
0:39.1 | needed supplies. |
0:40.6 | Just so you know, we've been talking about all these things on the Titus podcast for many |
0:44.9 | years now, but nobody seems to listen. |
0:48.0 | So instead of covering the no-stardomest nightmare quattrain, this world has become, let's talk |
0:53.4 | about the one thing that could have fixed all of our problems. |
0:57.6 | Education. |
0:58.6 | That's right. |
0:59.6 | Currently, America has a stupid problem and stupid is always a problem and the more stupid |
1:04.0 | people we have, the more stupid are people we have. |
1:07.4 | I wish DNA had like a cut-off switch. |
1:09.4 | It'd be great if sperm and eggs would only work if your IQ was above this. |
1:14.0 | Person, woman, man, camera, TV. |
1:20.4 | Because then you couldn't create a new mentally deficient human. |
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