We Ask Our Partners To Create An Instruction Manual On How To Love Us

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🗓️ 11 May 2022

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If your significant other wrote a manual on what it is like to be your partner, what do you think they'd say about you? We're putting this to the test with our own partners, and today Kristin's up first! What instructions would her husband leave behind? Listen... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bertro.
0:02.4	Why not?
0:03.4	Why not in owner's manual for people?
0:05.9	You buy a new car, you get an owner's manual,
0:09.1	you get a lawnmower, you get an owner's manual.
0:14.5	Any product you get in owner's manual.
0:16.5	So the idea here is, all right,
0:19.2	if your current in your current relationship,
0:23.0	if you guys break up.
0:24.7	No, he's dying, we're not breaking up.
0:26.5	Oh he's dying.
0:27.5	Yeah, he died.
0:28.5	So,
0:29.1	I am not gonna break up.
0:30.4	The only way we're gonna separate is if he's dead.
0:33.3	Okay, so after Kristen Killsbart.
0:35.5	Yep.
0:36.3	That's right.
0:37.1	So that the theory is that if somebody passes away
0:41.0	in the relationship, the current, either husband or wife,
0:44.2	leaves an owner's manual for the next person
0:47.5	that you would date or marry.
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