We Are Suing Tom Segura

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	You two are bad friends.
0:01.8	Who are these two idiots?
0:03.6	White dude and an Asian dude.
0:06.3	You two are disgusting.
0:08.9	Oh, you two or something.
0:10.6	We're bad friends.
0:12.1	Yeah.
0:12.7	What are you doing with the drink?
0:13.7	Give it to the king.
0:15.3	God.
0:16.1	Give the king his drink, dude.
0:18.8	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
0:20.3	Get him a side table to put that on. Oh, so, hey, hey, hey, hey, get him a side table to put that on.
0:21.9	Oh, so, hey, hey, hey, before you do that.
0:24.2	Before you do that.
0:25.0	Clear off that table.
0:25.9	Bow, bow to Tom.
0:27.6	Take it all off.
0:28.3	Bow to Tom.
0:29.1	Bow to Tom.
0:30.9	First.
0:31.4	Bow to him.
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