A Penguin, A Nun, and an Ostrich w/ Shia Labeouf and David Mamet

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	You two are bad friends.
0:01.8	Who are these two idiots?
0:03.6	White dude and an Asian dude.
0:06.3	You two are disgusting.
0:08.6	Oh, you two or something.
0:10.6	We're bad friends.
0:12.2	You know it's really not good people who come on these things and don't wear the cans because they're, because whatever reason.
0:17.5	Yeah, some people don't like them.
0:18.8	Yeah, but David Mammon's wearing cans.
0:20.3	You like the way they feel?
0:21.5	Yeah.
0:22.3	When David Mamet wears cans, we wear cans.
0:24.7	Everybody has to wear cans.
0:24.9	Everybody wears cans.
0:26.0	Whatever David Mamet do, we do.
0:27.4	Do you want to wear your cans?
0:28.9	I might be better without him because I'm definitely...
0:31.1	Then none of us are going to wear cans.
0:32.7	And this show's going to be crazy if anybody cannot wear cans yeah yeah it's him it's Dave Mammy yeah exactly you
0:37.5	want to take yours off now no okay just a regular guy we're just a normal he's a normal guy
0:41.2	like us just a regular guy no Dave Mamet let's him to him fuck up you never call you never
0:47.7	because I don't want to mess it up yeah we got a good thing going you know when you when you
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