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Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

If your child has ever screamed in a library, had a melt down in the freezer aisle, or if you've ever felt like apologizing for having kids (you don't!), then this episode is for you. In this episode of Childproof, Tori and Gwenna discuss the unpredictable nature of parenting, particularly in public settings. Together they chat about focusing on teaching children safety, social skills, and empathy while setting expectations. They dive into the challenges parents face when navigating public environments with children and the strategies they employ to foster good behavior and awareness in their kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The new 5 pound meal deal from McDonald's.
0:02.6	Get a cheeseburger on Mayo Chicken,
0:04.6	medium fries, 4 McNuggets, and a medium soft drink,
0:07.6	but guess what? That's right?
0:09.2	Five pounds!
0:11.2	It's not called the 5 pound meal deal for nothing.
0:13.4	From 11 a.m. not available on delivery. Carbinated soft drink upgrade fees apply,
0:18.3	participating restaurants subject's availability. Hello and welcome to Child Proof by Betches Media. I'm Gwenal England and I'm Tori
0:30.0	Phantom. This episode is dedicated to all the parents whose children are perfect little
0:34.8	angels in public but total chaos goblins at home. And to all the parents whose kids
0:39.5	bring the chaos no matter where they are? Yeah, being a parent means expecting the unexpected.
0:45.2	And I never expect my kids to tell my business to strangers,
0:49.6	but alas!
0:51.1	Yeah, my kids apparently want everyone in the world to know everything about me at all times.
0:57.5	Whether I even knew they knew that about me or not.
1:00.0	Yeah, yeah, that person in Isle Six will hear about mom's weird rash, so.
1:04.3	Yeah, absolutely.
1:06.3	But on that note, let's set the timer, I want you to know about that. So Gwena, I have some very exciting news to share with you.
1:16.0	What's that?
1:18.0	I brought my books back to the library. I did it. I went to the library.
1:22.8	I did it. I went to the library.
1:24.8	Mm-hmm. Yep, go me.
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