The Parental Paradox

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Why does it seem like reverse psychology only works when you don't want it to!? In this episode, Tori and Gwenna explore the humorous and often frustrating paradoxes of parenting. They discuss the conundrum of finding clothes that actually fit children, how illnesses always seems to strike before vacation, and the flabbergasting peculiarities of children's memories. Tori and Gwenna explore the complexities of their children's development, the significance of creating safe spaces for sharing, and the humorous yet frustrating realities of navigating food preferences and helpfulness in children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Live on the zone October 19th,
0:02.0	Francis Inganu returns to the cage
0:04.0	versus Heena Fijera.
0:06.0	When Giants collide, the Earth shakes.
0:08.0	The Professional Fighters League presents
0:10.0	Battle of the Giants.
0:11.0	The two most feared MMA fighters clash in the cage for the world heavyweight title.
0:15.0	Plus, MMA legend Chris Cybal faces two-time PFL champion, Larissa Pacheco, in one of the biggest women's
0:22.0	MMA fights ever. Battle of the Giants.
0:25.0	Engarnu versus The Heera, October 19th live on the zone by now at the zone dot com. Hello and I'm Gwenelithland. Today's
0:35.0	Hello and welcome to Child Proof from Betches Media.
0:39.0	I'm Torrey Phantom.
0:40.0	And I'm Gwenelithland.
0:42.0	Today's episode goes out to all the parents who spent most of their time arguing with tiny versions of themselves.
0:48.0	And the parents who have no idea how these kids got this way, but you're enjoying the journey into the unknown.
0:54.8	And also you know every lyric too into the unknown against your will.
0:58.6	Today we're talking about parenting paradoxes.
1:02.0	What is a parenting paradox? You know all those
1:04.8	ridiculous truths that have no business being truth?
1:08.8	M. Fair. You know something that has no business being true the fact that we need a timer.
1:15.1	Yeah, we do. Let's start it. Okay, so I think the parenting paradox that drives me
1:22.2	up a wall is that your children's clothing will never fit in 360 degrees.
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