Now are you ready? Mr. Coffee?

Can you lead the light on, boss?

I get a little scared.

Being a boss, I'm a cues of rape.

And the dogs sometimes.

You know, boss, man?

Can you tell that nigga the witch spung?

Now as you can probably guess, Mr. Coffee,

here's most certainly going to fry.

And that's only because we outlawed Hanging

but six years ago.

But he'll still get to enjoy his last meal

of his favorite shot or on this mug.

Or from this mug.

A lot of us cry to dot com slash mug club.

He likes it for as much longer as he has.

Hey everybody.

Aloha, I want you to know something.

You do not belong in civilized society.

And you must be held accountable.

We need a nuclear holocaust.

This week join us in exploring the land

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