Alright, audio listener, I will keep this brief. Please just leave a rating, review if you're in Spotify, you're in Android, you're in Apple, we used to call it, it tunes.

That's what it used to be called, but that's not a thing anymore.

And a lot of credit.com slash tour for those who were asked, we did in fact just add a Nashville date to shows there now because, well, you selfish prick said to have it all for yourself and basically bought all the tickets to the first one, enjoy the show.

Are you ready kids? I can't hear you!

Oh, who lives on a swamp right under the sea?

Listen if you're untied and won't let her bleed. Don't cut to your mom and crumbs all the kids. Be sure not to tell your dad what I did.

The

cities prepared for too much.

Rebels with a cause.

If you'd like it, you should have put a ring pop on it, you know what I'm saying?

You think Genghis Khan would stand for the ship?

The Queen is Houston, Charles Stair, Nashville, New York, Baltimore.

The Rebels with a Cause Comedy Tour.

Tickets on sale now at ladderwithcrudder.com slash tour.

The Queen is Houston.

That's called a quick sip because I don't really feel like doing it right now.

I'm squeezing. Yeah, I know. I know there you go.

I'm squeezing a stress ball today.

It's actually great little stress balls from iron mind to green it.

You'll hear it.

Hear it? That's heavy. Wow, that is heavy.

Wow.

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