Get it the Bert Show The Bird Show and It was the beige and bouquets gala. I feel like every dress I saw,

and least in the first half of the night,

was somebody wearing a shade, a builder grade beige

and carrying a bouquet looks like they got from Publix.

Now, Tiana Taylor, as Harlem Rose?

What?

Tiana Taylor looked good,

Tila looked really good.

Oh my God, she came as the Sands of Time, which was perfectly on theme

and she looked hot.

Sometimes it's hard to look like art and look hot.

Yeah, that was beige, that was art and that was hot because she literally,

her dress was made of sand so she couldn't walk up the stairs.

So men had to pick her up and step by step and get her.

Like you could see like the dress was starting to crack and come apart as she was going

walking the red, walking the met carpet.

You guys know how I feel about this whole thing. It's just so elitist and it's so off putting with all these celebrities. It's for charity so they can get away from with the pompousness and the arrogance of the whole thing. I didn't watch it last night. I was watching the

Tom Brady roast but you got me intrigued this morning so I went online

started looking at some of the outfits and some of these dudes you're right just

showed up like they picked out a suit out of their closet like Chris

Hemsworth yeah in a beige talks it's like he went to a banana republic I know right

before the event that is gee like that's something you see in the covers of gQ

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