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Iliza answers questions about family drama in this turkey blaster of an episode.

We Are Big Sister

leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook

we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it

I've got it I've got the answer. The answer. You ask me.

Oh yeah you're eating me. Help! Help! Help! Help me! No one has been out of town. I am an adult woman. I can cook for myself. I don't enjoy cooking,

but, and I've definitely done it but at the farmers market I saw that they had like a

thing of fresh guacamole and I was like I'm gonna buy that but in like peak white

woman 90s, like brainwash eating issues, I was like, but I won't buy chips.

I was just, I was like, you'll buy this and you'll eat it healthy.

You'll put it on your eggs or on toast whatever

They get home and sure enough like two days later. I'm like okay well I'm hungry and I don't want this beautiful guacamole to go bad

Because I'm my mom. I'm a mom. I say things like beautiful guacamamole to go bad because I'm a mom I say things like beautiful

guacamole and I was like I need chips and there was no one to get them and I

couldn't I didn't really want to put Sierra in the car I was just too lazy to

like go and buy them. So I post-mated in like the sleesiest move of all time. Chipotle, double

order of chips, and I was like I may as well you know get myself dinner

it's kind of a brilliant idea and so I got a burrito bowl but I got with double

chicken I sent the picture to Noah who is a chef and I was like baby I can explain and he was like oh wow he's

Everyone deserves that best friend who delivers blunt advice with impunity. Comedian, writer, and actor Iliza Shlesinger is that friend. She has built a cult-like following of listeners seeking her hilarious take on their problems. Every week, people submit their burning questions to the show, with topics ranging from bad coworkers, psychotic bridesmaids, and a mother-in-law who won't move out to faking an accent and diarrhea etiquette. Iliza's answers range from wise and heart-felt to rage-fueled and off-the-wall. She enjoys nothing more than giving incisive life advice to total strangers, sometimes with a celebrity guest in tow. It's always entertaining, so go ahead: Ask Iliza Anything.

0:00.0	Ask me.
0:03.0	Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.
0:07.0	Ask me on your questions.
0:09.0	Leave them in the Instagram,
0:11.0	comment section
0:13.4	leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook
0:17.0	we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it
0:21.8	I've got it I've got the answer. The answer. You ask me.
0:26.5	Oh yeah you're eating me. Help! Help! Help! Help me! No one has been out of town. I am an adult woman. I can cook for myself. I don't enjoy cooking,
0:40.1	but, and I've definitely done it but at the farmers market I saw that they had like a
0:46.8	thing of fresh guacamole and I was like I'm gonna buy that but in like peak white
0:52.4	woman 90s, like brainwash eating issues, I was like, but I won't buy chips.
0:59.4	I was just, I was like, you'll buy this and you'll eat it healthy.
1:02.1	You'll put it on your eggs or on toast whatever
1:05.6	They get home and sure enough like two days later. I'm like okay well I'm hungry and I don't want this beautiful guacamole to go bad
1:11.2	Because I'm my mom. I'm a mom. I say things like beautiful guacamamole to go bad because I'm a mom I say things like beautiful
1:14.4	guacamole and I was like I need chips and there was no one to get them and I
1:18.7	couldn't I didn't really want to put Sierra in the car I was just too lazy to
1:22.0	like go and buy them. So I post-mated in like the sleesiest move of all time. Chipotle, double
1:30.2	order of chips, and I was like I may as well you know get myself dinner
1:34.0	it's kind of a brilliant idea and so I got a burrito bowl but I got with double
1:38.4	chicken I sent the picture to Noah who is a chef and I was like baby I can explain and he was like oh wow he's
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