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Oh yeah you're eating me. Help! Help! Help! Help me! No one has been out of town. I am an adult woman. I can cook for myself. I don't enjoy cooking,

but, and I've definitely done it but at the farmers market I saw that they had like a

thing of fresh guacamole and I was like I'm gonna buy that but in like peak white

woman 90s, like brainwash eating issues, I was like, but I won't buy chips.

I was just, I was like, you'll buy this and you'll eat it healthy.

You'll put it on your eggs or on toast whatever

They get home and sure enough like two days later. I'm like okay well I'm hungry and I don't want this beautiful guacamole to go bad

Because I'm my mom. I'm a mom. I say things like beautiful guacamamole to go bad because I'm a mom I say things like beautiful

guacamole and I was like I need chips and there was no one to get them and I

couldn't I didn't really want to put Sierra in the car I was just too lazy to

like go and buy them. So I post-mated in like the sleesiest move of all time. Chipotle, double

order of chips, and I was like I may as well you know get myself dinner

it's kind of a brilliant idea and so I got a burrito bowl but I got with double

chicken I sent the picture to Noah who is a chef and I was like baby I can explain and he was like oh wow he's

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