We All Have Similar Love Languages (@matteolane)
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Comic Matteo Lane joins Jared on this week's Tuesday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about drinking too much around family during quarantine, dating someone long distant who is more reserved, being asked to get rid of a sex toy and feeling someone is pulling away in a relationship. Plus, we do our first YouTube Dating App Makeover. Check it out and Enjoy!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:27.0 | Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast, J Train, Jair Freed coming to you live from the quarantine cabin in the Lower East Side of Manhattan. |
| 0:42.0 | We're here every single day of the week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. |
| 0:48.0 | Today's a regular J Train episode. I'm very excited for today's guest and an OK P to the show, original key player, so pumped to have him here. |
| 1:01.0 | Mateo Wayne, thank you for coming back. |
| 1:04.0 | You're right. Can't handle your energy right now. |
| 1:07.0 | Bring in it. We got to listen. You got to we got to treat the listen. We might be in weird times, but we will not succumb. |
| 1:16.0 | I just think it's so funny because I've been talking to all my gay friends for hours of hours each day playing Fortnite. |
| 1:23.0 | And every time I get to straight people, I'm always like, oh, hi. |
| 1:28.0 | What is the difference between the gay and straight speak during these times? What is the, what do you think the major differences? |
| 1:37.0 | The gay people use a different lingo and you sounded like Sunday, Sunday Sunday. |
| 1:42.0 | When don't I always sound like that when we do this show? |
| 1:45.0 | Yeah, I know, but my synesthesia, I feel like I'm seeing like a giant monster truck roll over a bunch of like old shabby's. |
| 1:53.0 | That's what I see when you see. |
| 1:56.0 | And now welcome to the J Train Podcast. We're going to take your emails and your questions and your stories. |
| 2:05.0 | So what if you give us the scoop? What's going on? How is your quarantine been? How are you holding up? |
| 2:12.0 | Who are you doing it with? Are you doing it with anybody? Are you on your own? What's going on? |
| 2:18.0 | I'm alone. I had Corona a month ago and I feel like aren't you one of those people that can like go in the streets and be like, fuck off. I can't get it again. |
| 2:30.0 | I mean, I wish I had that kind of confidence, but like I don't even have that kind of confidence when I don't have Corona. |
| 2:36.0 | So it's never going to happen. But I've been alone. I've been playing Fortnite, which is a video game that's free on Nintendo Switch and me and Yamane could play every single day. |
| 2:49.0 | I mean, I remember Fortnite like two years ago was like a huge are these things making comebacks like all the like things that you like Nintendo Switch like that's been I've been hearing about this and all I do is just scream out the window like I'm doing nothing different than I was doing before. |
| 3:08.0 | I was like picking up Nintendo things and I'm getting these things. I definitely but like I ordered so much stuff like for a gym that I'm basically just missing a receptionist and I think. |
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