Freid By Noon - End Your Bad Relationships Now
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2020
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
On today's edition of Freid By Noon, Jared Freid answers your emails about quarantining in a failed relationship and not hearing from someone after a long date. There's also an avocado Coronavirus Rant, a Caprese related Charcuterie Chat, and another poem!
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Transcript
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| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to the J-Train Podcast. |
| 0:34.6 | This is J-Train, Jared Freed, coming to you live |
| 0:37.5 | from the quarantine cabin on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. |
| 0:41.0 | We're here every single day with your freed by noon episodes. |
| 0:46.6 | That's right. |
| 0:48.0 | Every day, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, |
| 0:51.3 | you get some J-Train in your cup |
| 0:54.0 | and you're gonna sip it on up |
| 0:56.1 | and you got it, all you got to do is tell a friend. |
| 0:58.6 | Tell a friend, share the word. |
| 1:06.4 | Show your mom, tell your dad. |
| 1:14.2 | Feather my nuts. |
| 1:18.2 | Do it right now. |
| 1:21.2 | Make it your Instagram story that's all you got to do. |
| 1:23.9 | Let people know how you're getting through the quarantine |
| 1:27.4 | and it's with your boy J-Train, |
| 1:29.1 | the King of brunch, the Wizard of Oz, the Sultan of Scream, |
| 1:33.0 | the Sultan of Swipes, the Prince of Promos. |
| 1:35.9 | I'm here for you every day. |
| 1:38.7 | All I ask is a little tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, |
| 1:41.6 | on the nutty poos. |
| 1:43.1 | We're gonna do your emails. |
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