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Coins out to scratching

Everybody laughing better not be cheating

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With scratch cards from the National Lottery.

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Hey guys and welcome as always to when diplomacy fails.

This, as usual, is another installment of Britain

goes to war. But, as usual, once again, we have a few little issues of housekeeping to get

through before we properly get into the meat of the episode. So let's get down to it. First,

I would like to remind you guys that this is a podcast within the Agora Podcast Network,

and that this month, in the month of April, we'll be promoting Travis J. Dow's vast array of history podcasts,

and he has informed me firsthand that the best way to basically discover all that he has to offer is to go to

www.podcast Nick, that's nik.com. And there you will discover podcasts that you're already aware of,

I'm sure, such as the history of Germany and the History of Alcany podcast, as well as the Bohemican

and many, many others, which,

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