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Tell the people who can't picture what saffron is, what color is saffron?

It is just like a deep, deep, like goldy marigold, like yellow and ochre and marigold combined to each other.

Folks, this isn't your butter yellow.

It's not butter yellow.

It is just like deep like um

the darkest yeah saffron like if you look up the spice saffron you'll see it like it is yeah yeah

super super dark yellow with a little orange undertone to it i got home so that's what suzian chose

in a spectrum of colors she was like i'm gonna tryffron sheets. How long did you sleep in them?

How did you feel in them?

Not even a night.

No, I didn't even like sleep with them.

I put them on.

I was just like, absolutely not.

And I took them right off and put on my whites.

Okay.

Yeah, it's just like it was so, yeah, It looked like I was trying too hard. How did your skin tone look in the bed while you're laying there?

Terrible.

Did you take a selfie?

Like on your pillow, you're like, don't do I look pretty?

No, I didn't even get that hard.

Anyway, so just keep to white bedding.

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