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The Bert Show

Ways to bag a man back in the day.

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, the Bert Show.

0:01.6

Do you remember last week when I played this is a real laugh from a dude, right?

0:07.7

Imagine believe it or not my husband and I were social recently.

0:12.0

So we went over to a neighbor's house after we put Jimmy to bed and it's perfect because

0:16.0

his nursery overlooks their backyard so we can go into their backyard with the monitor

0:20.5

and it works perfectly.

0:22.5

It really is.

0:25.2

I can see his window as we're sitting in their backyard on their patio and I got the

0:29.9

monitor, baby monitor right in front of us and I can see him sleeping soundly and I

0:33.3

looked at my neighbor Charlotte and I'm like, this is dangerous.

0:36.9

We're out of the house, but not out of the house.

0:39.9

It's perfect.

0:40.9

So yeah, we went and we had what was supposed to be like a glass of wine with a neighbor

0:44.6

that turned into like a bottle of wine with a neighbor and we looked at the clock and

0:48.9

I'm like, oh my god, it's almost midnight.

0:50.4

Like how did that happen?

0:51.4

Yes, yeah, we were just chatting it up and during the conversation it came out something

0:58.3

about my husband and how her husband knew that they were going to be friends and that

1:04.8

everything was going to be cool in their hood and I thought it was so funny and it's

1:08.6

so silly and superficial and just it's stupid but it's hilarious.

1:15.2

Dude's can bond so over anything, right?

1:17.7

So my husband wears a headlamp, all right?

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