We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1413.

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for 0.450. Water beds.

It's happening. The biggest savings of bed of the year. The waterbed warehouses

marathon sale. Yes, over 2,000 beds have been brought in especially for the sale and have been made ready for a media delivery.

We've talked about this at least once before.

Your parents are boomers.

Yes, it could not be more. are Boomers. Yes.

Could not be more Boomers.

They're Boomers.

They're Howdy Duty watching Mickey Mouse Club member Boomers.

So how, I mean you you only knew them later in their in their mid period

but how do you think they spent the 60s?

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