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Got to move on the right side.

You got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck called my little boost.

That's okay

And now I got it's a living

You're on the bright side

You gotta keep on the bright side

Trickle, trickle, trickle,

Water, the elixir of life

Mm, you're listening to this You gotta go to the bathroom, don't you?

Mm-mm, mm-mm, feeling them genitals swimming and gobbling up in that little yellow water.

Gobble, gobble, gobble, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. You gotta go pee.

Water, you can drink it, you can die in it.

Ah, yes, to drown in a lake.

Just like Jason.

That's the nightmare I've always had.

Mmm, crisp, clean, pure water.

You can hide in it and then scare people on a boat.

That's what you can do. Trickle, trickle, trickle, trickle. You ever think Jason had diarrhea in that lake? You wouldn't notice. I'm just doing stream of thought. I'm just doing stream of thought. I had Jason getting diarrhea. Cryaria is what he had. There you go. You know, he had a tough break. What was wrong with him? His mommy made fun of him? No, his mommy loved him. His mommy loved him so much that she was the murderer. Spoil alert. Sorry, I know you're supposed to say that first in the first movie. No, Jason was killed by all the other kids because he was so ugly and fat.

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