4.6 • 612 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2021
⏱️ 82 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey there, buddy. |
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0:18.4 | Go to Last Podcastmerch.com. |
0:20.5 | Thank you. |
0:24.6 | Got to move on the right side. |
0:28.4 | You got to keep on the right side. |
0:32.6 | I spend my paycheck off my little boost. |
0:36.7 | That's okay. |
0:37.5 | Now I've got it to be. |
0:39.3 | Oh, you're on the bright side. |
0:43.3 | You've got to keep on the bright side. |
0:47.3 | Oh, waking up in the morning, looks like my town is just full of fire and dragons. Oh boy, oh boy, everywhere I walk. I step in dog shit. Oh, no, more dog shit. Looks like I got to go back to my job at the blowjob factory. Just sucking dick all day. Boy, oh boy, I wish I could get out of this hellhole of a town. |
1:13.1 | Oh, man. |
1:14.2 | All right. |
1:15.3 | Guess I'll just shoot myself in the head. |
1:21.8 | We're talking about bad towns today. |
1:25.0 | Bad places to live. |
1:26.6 | Bad towns, bad states. |
1:27.5 | This is a continuation of our old shitty places series. |
1:31.4 | We did it a couple years ago. |
1:32.9 | We did Philly. |
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