Water Pork w/ Holden McNeely

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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HEAVY SPOILER ALERT for Netflix's "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish"@ 31:56 until 44:13 This week Jackie and MJ are joined by Holden "2Fat4DaSlide" McNeely as he discusses his recently dearly departed chicken soup smellin' cyst, waterpark folk, KJ Apa is transforming into Mr. Fantasy and releasing music to everyone's confusion and delight. Pamela Anderson continues to deny rumors that her relationship with Liam Peeson is a PR Stunt, and Holden chimes in with his favorite Pam Anderson jerk seshes from childhood. TSwift and Travis are engaged and Holden loves their love and also calls out MJ for their past comments on Travis, Netflix's "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" is absolutely worth the watch but if you don't wanna know the twist skip 31:56 until 44:13 and then we got a list of EXTREMELY WILD last wishes from famous people that left their families IN SHOCK! Then it's onto the Blindzz, and a very expensive Jackie's Snackies from 1:07:54.332 (with an MJ's Minute Munchies at 1:13:20.226) til 1:17:29.659, and even more on this week's episode! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	My body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love, but my mind holds the key.
0:26.6	My body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love.
0:40.2	But my mind holds the key.
0:42.2	Welcome to page seven.
0:43.6	Man, what a fun summer way to start with.
0:47.7	You know, it's not, summer's over holding.
0:50.3	It's not in L.A.
0:51.6	Okay, it's hot as shit here and I want to die.
0:53.8	It is beautiful outside. Everything is wonderful.
0:58.5	Holden is back from his disgusting water park where they all came back and spew their sickness all over me.
1:15.2	Even though I didn't go to the water park, they went to the water park and welcome everyone. It's not going to be an angry page seven. It's not going to be fun,
1:21.5	but poor Jackie didn't even get to go to the water park. You would have hated it. That's the
1:25.0	water park's bane. You should have come.
1:45.2	If you would come, you'd be freed of this. Yeah, I think that's true. I think that's true. I think that there's something about when you surrender to the water park resort atmosphere, and yes, you have a drink at 10 a.m. And yes, you are just inhaling millions of germs from a bunch of people. you don't know their voting record.
1:46.2	You don't know what's happening. I kept sipping on my strawberry slide. Strawberry slide. It was so fruity and yummy. You could never taste the alcohol. No. Oh, yeah. And then you go. And then you get that liquid courage up and you go down the big slide. Well, or maybe you don't go down the big old slide.
2:03.1	Because you know what, Holden McNeely?
2:05.4	Yes, for Gertabout.
2:06.6	It's just like, let's get him in here.
2:08.3	We know Holden.
2:10.3	It's not that I brought you on to publicly shame.
2:13.4	Right.
2:13.9	And I did bring you on because I did need you to know that I almost cried when I first saw the video that Henry posted of you guys at the water park.
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