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🗓️ 2 October 2025
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Bill rambles about water in the basement, diving on the ground, and going to the Doctors.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(28:14) -Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-2-25 - Bill rambles about the Fall, the Sun Belt Conference, and fatties.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:12.8 | Oh, how's it going? How's it going over your way? It's not going so good over my way. It's not going so good at all. |
| 0:21.2 | I woke up this morning, |
| 0:22.6 | and I went to brush my teeth. |
| 0:26.5 | So I brushed my teeth, that's fine. |
| 0:29.6 | Cold water's fine. |
| 0:32.5 | All homeowners are cringing right now. |
| 0:35.3 | I go to turn on the hot water. |
| 0:36.9 | It makes this weird noise like |
| 0:38.5 | like that shit. Like Bugs Bunny and one water drop of water comes out. Mike, we just fucking got |
| 0:47.1 | the hot water tank. When the fuck did we get that down? I don't know. Couldn't have been more than |
| 0:51.3 | a couple years ago. So I'm like, all right, whatever. Sometimes you got to hit the reset button. I don't know. Couldn't have been more than a couple years ago. So I'm like, all right, whatever. |
| 1:30.1 | Sometimes you've got to hit the reset button. I don't know. It's kind of weird that no water's coming out. It's not like it wasn't hot. There was no water. So I'm like, huh, that's weird. So I go downstairs. It's like 6.30 in the morning. I'm trying to knock out this podcast right here that you're listening to to, you know, before my kids get up. So I go downstairs and the door down to the basement has like windows and they're all fogged up and there's this weird smell in the house |
| 1:41.8 | and i'm like oh no oh no we just had work done in the house we just got back and i opened the door and I just hear the fucking sound of water. |
| 1:50.7 | I go downstairs, two inches deep. |
| 1:55.7 | Rugs gone, floor's gone. |
| 1:58.7 | Kids toys gone, all of this shit. |
| 2:02.4 | So then it's like 6.30. |
| 2:04.0 | I'm still in my pajamas, in slippers, standing in water. |
| 2:07.2 | And I'm like, where the fuck is the main water shut up? |
| 2:09.2 | And it's already been... |
| 2:09.9 | I mean, the thing bursted, fuck it. |
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