Water Bottle Wars, Jeopardy Chaos & Celebrity Drama
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Apparently your water bottle says more about you than your personality ever could.
This episode starts with the crew uncovering the shocking truth that every few years a new water bottle brand completely takes over society. Stanley, Hydro Flask, Yeti, Owala... are we hydrating or just collecting emotional support cups? The gang breaks down every hydration trend from the last decade while exposing who's secretly obsessed with insulated bottles and who proudly survives on free swag from company events.
From there, things somehow get even weirder.
The crew jumps into a homemade game of Jeopardy featuring songs that begin with the letter "G," and what should have been a simple trivia segment quickly turns into total chaos. Buzzing too early, forgetting the rules, arguing over answers, and roasting each other... basically everything you'd expect from The Rizzuto Show.
There's also a look Back in the Day with everything from Jeffrey Dahmer's arrest and America's Beautiful origins to remembering Ozzy Osbourne one year after his passing.
Then it's time for a massive Crap on Celebrities packed with entertainment news including:
• Oasis climbing back onto the charts thanks to the FIFA World Cup
• The latest on Jelly Roll and Bunny XO's divorce rumors
• Snoop Dogg's upcoming biopic
• Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees
• Billy Idol almost becoming the T-1000 in Terminator 2
• RoboCop returning as a TV series
• Netflix bringing back Untold
• MrBeast getting married
• Ryan Reynolds teasing another Deadpool
• Greta Van Fleet's newest music
• Marilyn Manson's latest single
• LEGO's incredible X-Files set
• Plus birthdays, random movie facts, and enough sarcastic commentary to make your morning considerably more entertaining.
As always, nobody stays on topic for very long, facts are occasionally questioned, and somehow everyone leaves knowing far more about trendy water bottles than anyone should.
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| 1:02.2 | Rizzuto. |
| 1:04.3 | So this is a post going viral online that basically says that every three years or so, |
| 1:09.0 | a new water bottle brand comes out and women go crazy |
| 1:11.5 | over it. Yeah. Yeah, Stanley. And then it was the, uh, the moment's a little, um, co-co-pelli-looking guy. |
| 1:19.2 | So much that it becomes even a part of a woman's personality. Hmm. Do you find this statement, |
| 1:26.9 | true or false? |
| 1:34.6 | For me, not true at all, but for my husband yet, Tim is on like a water bottle fetish kick right now. |
| 1:35.7 | He's ordered two of the same water bottles and won't let me clean him. |
| 1:40.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:40.4 | As, you know, somebody that's a teenage girl at home and, you know, a wife at home. It's very particular. And to see what all these, you know, teen girls are carrying around. They have certain kinds. So are, what era water bottle are in now? They're in there. It's the Adidas jacket. It's the new Adidas jacket for girls. You mean like starter jacket? They're in their Oala water bottle phase right now. I've not heard of anything. I saw one of these. Adwala is almost on its way. Show me the I-W-A-L-A. I'll be curious if this is what Tim, seriously, he has the new... This man has a fetish. Believe me, you've seen these. I have... I'm not even trying to be contrary. |
| 2:18.8 | I have two of those in my house. I have two of those in my house. Yeah, it's got a little push button and the thing goes, and it's got a hole. It's a pretty good water bottle, I'll be honest with you. Yeah, they're all good. That's the thing. I can't tell the difference between this and the ones I see at Marshalls. I'm still on this one. |
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