A Creepy Mime Covered in Cooking Oil?! | Match Up with Moon Gets Brutal
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 22 July 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Today's episode somehow begins with one of the creepiest news stories imaginable and somehow gets even weirder from there. A Massachusetts mime allegedly spent months terrifying people at a park before stripping down, coating himself in cooking oil, and breaking into an outdoor workout. Naturally, this leads the crew into an unexpectedly deep conversation about clown culture, why mimes are unsettling, irrational fears, comedy trends, and whether anyone should ever trust someone silently making eye contact from across a hiking trail.
From there, everything immediately goes off the rails—as it usually does.
The crew debates whether mimes actually count as clowns, why Robin Williams somehow enters the conversation, and whether cooking oil selection says something about your personality. There are plenty of sarcastic detours, plenty of roasting, and exactly zero useful life advice.
Then it's time for another unforgettable round of Match Up with Moon.
This may be one of the toughest trivia rounds yet. Titanic. Garlic. Wonder Woman. Norman Rockwell. The Saturday Evening Post. MBA degrees. Somehow everyone knows just enough to be confidently wrong while simultaneously making each other laugh even harder. Moon questions every answer he's ever known, Riz battles to break a losing streak, and King Scott's trivia wording creates just enough chaos to spark an all-time debate over the tiebreaker.
It's everything you expect from a daily comedy podcast—friends arguing over facts that probably won't improve your life while making your commute dramatically more entertaining.
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| 1:02.2 | Rizudo. |
| 1:03.3 | Rizudo. |
| 1:04.3 | Do a mimes freak anybody out? |
| 1:08.0 | Kind of, yeah. |
| 1:09.2 | Yeah, they ask me out. |
| 1:11.2 | Are they clowns? Are mimes considered clowns? I of, yeah. Yeah. It hurts me out. Are they clowns? |
| 1:12.6 | Are mimes considered clowns? I don't think so. I think it's like a subsect of clown. Yeah, it's clown. Are they clowns? Really? Yeah. How do you know? Part of the clown family. It is, but it's like a... He was on the clowns podcast. Yeah. So he recognizes mimes. |
| 1:27.1 | So mimes are recognized as clowns? |
| 1:28.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.4 | I thought it was like they wouldn't want to be the same. I feel like the fear of clowns is an offshoot, or fear of mimes, excuse me, is an offshoot of the fear of clowns. It's like the white face. Well, is a mine? What about the gold guys? Like when I was in Vegas, they had the gold guys out on the street. |
| 1:45.3 | Is that considered a mime? The guys are just a statue. No, I think those are just street performers. What is that? Unless you're actually hurt by a clown in your childhood or something. What is it being afraid of a clown? I don't know, man. Ask your wife. What caused is it? I know. Your wife's ready clowns out. |
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