The The country was young, a different place. Our hero, Mario, was absent and Sarah...

Rassiz... Some... Her hero, Mario, was absent in Sarra-Rass, in some other land.

And while it was gone, a madman named Warrio cast a spell on our entire kingdom.

Some have called them a monster, others have called them the pallid

thunder. We seek to learn the story behind the man. This is Ken Burns'

Warrio. Mario was created one day when my best friend Mario put his hat upside down on a counter.

One thing led to another and bam, Wario takes the stage.

Now Mario, he had tangled with some tough customers, giant turtle dragons, dream frogs,

pro-call for John Daly.

But Wario, Wario was different.

I'm a simple guy.

I like to ride go-carts in a want to marry Princess Toastor.

Have you seen that girl shake it?

But this War Mario fella, he changed the game. He wanted money.

I mean, have you seen that YouTube video from the bank robbery? I'm a wario.

I'm a wario. I'm gonna win, give me coins.

Gee me coins.

Ha ha!

Nobody move or it's gonna get me

gonna get messy. He was a monster. I'm saying that's coming from me. I'm saying that. I mean, I'm some sort of Godzilla, turtle, spiky,

Denisapa, mutant, high wood stepchild thing.

Cash, gold, bonds, septors, silks, diamonds, those were the things the grotesquely bloated

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