Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that

our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems

via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium,

I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely

consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis

cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight

with me and my producer over fairies? Well, sweetie, you're going to have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach

Nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Oh my god, 536, 918. Oh my god. Hi, everyone. Welcome to Sluffy's. I guess my name is

Victor for how you fucks you stupid little fucks you nest little fucks. Today, me, Paul and I

are in the same room. I'm sitting on the couch in the room with the cow print on the ceiling,

and I just spilled sparkling water on the table right there at the top. Thoughts?

It's okay, baby. That's why it's sparkle water. Sparkle water? Sparkle water, baby. Yes,

we're together. This is a very special episode where we're going to need a favor from you.

That's right. This we talked about this before. It is the holiday season. This is our holiday

gift to you. It's the episode. And we were originally going to be doing what was the Cinderella

Amazon movie because of Billy Porter makes his giggle. Yeah, what's that? How does the Billy Porter

go? He goes, I'll write it once to the weak side. Tell him of you, doll in advance. So we T.

So we T. And so then we opted to not do that because we were like, yeah, that doesn't seem fun.

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