Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod beyond with Mike Kelton. And I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that

our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems

via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium,

I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely

consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis

cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight

with me and my producer over fairies? Well sweetie, you're gonna have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach

nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

It's time for the Killer Queens Challenge. Oh no, I think it's Killer Clowns.

Killer Clowns. Yes, Killer Clowns. Baby, we're down to the top four, and this week it's all

about artistry, clowning, and go cards. Mary Cherry makes a cameo. She runs her mouth in the

alley wearing aquasauks. And Bob, the drag queen, and Ivy Geon, both former guests of the pod,

are judging these clown looks on the floor show. Can you believe we're already at a top three?

Or I guess we don't know who the top three is yet. We're at the top four awaiting the top three.

Hope it's the top two. This is episode eight of spooky seconds.

Send in the Killer Clowns. But they don't have to be from outer space.

Second. Oh, Tila. Hello, Faglies. We are your Gulas. Gulas. It is a welcome to your Gulas.

Second. Hey, and you know what? This week, it's just family. No, this is our sibling chat.

It's where we can really get to be ourselves. Yeah, that's right.

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