Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

Rocket, spaceships, billionaires, oh my, the space race is on again.

And this time, it's more bored white guys with so much money.

They can buy their way off the damn planet.

We have three billionaires who are trying to be the first to make

space as easy and accessible as going to Whole Foods, and it will obviously be just as damn expensive.

But why? Why did these guys want to go to space? Why does one of the three spaceship really

look like he's compensating for a smaller rocket? I know I have high cholesterol, but I didn't know it may have led to my erectile dysfunction.

Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sexual activity.

Seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours.

What is in it for these captains of industries and all of humanity?

Well, why don't we count down what they hope to accomplish

for the rest of the human race? Richard Branson and Virgin Galactic. First of all, Branson didn't

go to space. Space exists past the Carmen line, not the Cartman line, which is where space

officially begins. Now, about Branson in space, Neil deGrasse Tyson said,

first of all, it was suborbital. NASA did that 60 years ago with Alan Shepard, took off from Cape Canaveral,

and landed in the ocean. If you don't go fast enough to reach orbit, you will fall and return to Earth.

And that's Shade from a man who can actually tell

you the formula for shade. Thanks, and thanks for the plug. You can say you went to space, but if

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