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Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Ahhhh, global warming, ah nice and warm. And Climate change is something that just happens... it gets colder it gets warmer... yeah...'change' moving on. Let’s just go ahead and clear-cut a rainforest to build a dragstrip. Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder talk about, ya know, the weather... and how it's rapidly plotting its revenge. Drink up.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander for the Titus Podcast.
0:10.4	We are back this week, but you know that means we've got some catching up to do.
0:14.5	This week is sponsored by CutsCloathingFeels.com, butcher box, logitech, ultimate ears, and
0:20.6	ritual vitamins.
0:21.9	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:25.3	I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:28.9	Hot as phoenix?
0:29.9	Yep, that is what we should have called it instead of global warming or climate change.
0:35.0	Because both sound so innocuous and harmless.
0:37.4	Ah, global warming.
0:39.4	Ah, nice and warm.
0:41.0	And climate change.
0:42.0	It's just something that happens, it gets colder, it gets warmer.
0:46.0	Yeah, change.
0:53.8	Moving on.
0:54.8	Hey you know what?
0:55.8	We're going to try to reinforce to build a drag strip and burn some tires off in it in my
0:58.5	Dodge Hellcat.
1:00.5	It's only climate change.
1:10.7	So we are no longer calling it climate change or global snuggly warming.
1:15.6	It's officially according to the U.S. Weather Investigation Service.
1:18.6	Hot as phoenix.
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