Waste of Space Race

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Rockets! Spaceships! Billionaires, oh my. The space race is on again and this time it’s bored white guys with so much money they can buy their way off the planet. Titus, Bombshell and The Hylinder talk about the recent rash of rich dudes flexing on each other while the rest of us argue about wearing a mask.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.4	This episode is brought to you by Trough Hot Sauce, Harry's Razors and Liquid IV.
0:16.7	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:19.6	I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:26.0	Rocket Spaceships, Billionaires, oh my!
0:28.4	The Space Race is on again and this time it's more bored white guys with so much money
0:32.7	they can buy their way off the damn planet.
0:35.5	We have three Billionaires who are trying to be the first to make spaces easy and accessible
0:40.6	as going to Whole Foods and it will obviously be just as damn expensive.
0:44.7	But why?
0:45.7	Why did these guys want to go to space?
0:47.4	Why does one of the three's spaceships really look like he's compensating for a smaller
0:52.1	rocket?
0:53.1	I know I have high cholesterol but I didn't know it may have led to my erectile dysfunction.
0:57.8	Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sexual activity.
1:00.9	Seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours.
1:05.2	What is in it for these captains of industries and all of humanity?
1:09.0	Well, why don't we count down what they hope to accomplish for the rest of the human race?
1:15.9	Richard Branson and Virgin Galactic.
1:18.4	First of all, Branson didn't go to space.
1:20.8	Space execs past the Carmen line, not the Cartman line, which is where space officially
1:25.8	begins.
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