Washing your Mother In Laws Smalls 🩲 👙
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Monday Morning On The Sofa 🛋️ 🎙️ 🍿
Colson is in full Bob The Builder mode taking on Ikea flat pack, Bens has had an animal encounter and its all excitement in the Shepherd household as Jack has been doing the washing!
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| 0:00.0 | right ready yep |
| 0:01.4 | do you do four ripples |
| 0:05.2 | we're starting we're starting |
| 0:07.8 | hello in that's funny minimum |
| 0:09.6 | hello |
| 0:20.2 | hello welcome to on the sofa we're talking about how many ripples, Jackie, he did free last week. Yeah, this is a new pack this week. You know how you've always said you'd love it if he got poorly? Like, I'm really ill. Yeah. Yeah. I'd love it if you got fat. Genuinely. I have been fat. You've never been fat. I have been fat. When? Got proof of me been fat. Go on. I sent you out the weekend. You were who. You were home videos. Hello and welcome to on the sofa, by the way. Carlson, Jack and Ben, Ben. I've eaten some new sweets. So I know this is, I know we're meant to be getting into the app. But Colson had these, which were natural. I've got these. Whoa, whoa, whoa. And they shit. I did not buy these. They were awful. Do you know what? As a little experiment, I knew they were going to be shit. And I didn't open them. |
| 1:11.3 | Then Coles went, what are these? Let me look. Natural flavorings. They look good. Is it taste of? Wood. No. Custard. Custard. Natural. Natural custard. Natural custard. Natural custard. Yeah. There we go. So I've been on the natural custards. sugary custard. |
| 1:28.0 | Happy Monday. |
| 1:28.7 | Happy Monday. |
| 1:29.6 | Monday's a good day. |
| 1:31.1 | Monday is a good day. Yeah, there we go. So I've been on the nupturedsugsy custard. Happy Monday. |
| 1:29.6 | Happy Monday's a good day. Monday's a good day. I like Mondays. Do you like Mondays now? Yeah, everyone is. When I'm listening to this, I love it. Monday's always a quiet day for me, really. Is it? It's kind of nice. Well, I don't know. I'm kind of adopting that method now, but they're in the freelance world. |
| 1:46.5 | There's very little work on a Monday, it seems. |
| 1:49.4 | Like nothing, you know, most stuff seems to be Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. |
| 1:54.3 | And obviously, working on the weekend, sometimes, Sunday's like my day with Taylor. |
| 2:00.0 | So then it's like by the time Monday comes, I'm almost ready for a bit of a yeah a bit of a legs up all the speaking of legs up steady on is that that weekend yeah Jackie feet did you get your um legs up did you get you getting the fucking legs up what are you putting them on him behind your head. Did you get your legs up? How are you getting the fucking legs up? |
| 2:18.5 | What are you putting them on? |
| 2:19.7 | You're getting them behind your head? |
| 2:21.1 | Did you get your... |
| 2:22.3 | I like to put my legs up at what? |
| 2:24.6 | So you're squashed in two like a preggle. |
| 2:27.3 | Legs up Monday. |
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