Corrie Does Dog Wee 🐶 💦
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Its Friday and we're sitting on the sofa, but not for long as Jack and Ben take a trip to tip, find out how helpful the staff are in pass the pod.
In the smoking lounge for trick of the trade!
Were eating out of bins and of course asking the big questions.
How many aftershaves done Jack own? 👃
Ever won any money on the pools? ⚽️ 💸
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben. |
| 0:13.4 | This is the podcast where the three of us from your television. |
| 0:17.3 | Sit down on the sofa and talk about we love hate and right about the world of TV. |
| 0:22.3 | No way are you opening that bar. That's your third one. Quietly. That's your third one. |
| 0:27.6 | What you've done there, it's like when a kid sneaks into the kitchen and tries to get something out |
| 0:32.9 | the fridge. Lift it up so the camera can see. Now we're on YouTube. You can now watch what we witness, which is We Willy Winky. |
| 0:40.5 | It's a third one. |
| 0:41.2 | It's a third one. |
| 0:42.6 | Creeping down the stairs. |
| 0:44.9 | I like ripples. |
| 0:49.1 | It does, he does. |
| 0:50.9 | You do like a ripple? |
| 0:52.4 | I do, yeah. |
| 0:53.1 | Better than a flake. |
| 1:46.0 | Oh, flakes's fucking everywhere. No, I never try and eat a flake in your car. No, terrible, to be fair. Birthday tomorrow, are you feeling? Nervous. Are you? I don't know if all the presents are going to get in. Yeah. Have you asked? Yeah, I've asked. I know what I'm getting. Aftershame. Or else? I don't think so. Jump her from your mum or has it already arrived? I hope not. She does jumpers? Yeah, she does jumpers, yeah. But they never... The thing is you have to try shit on. Is it his birthday today in the app? No. Tomorrow in real life. Tomorrow in real life. Yeah. So will you wait? Will you stay up? Tonight? Yeah. I usually go to bed about two. So you're going to bed in your birthday? Yeah. So after shave, have you asked for certain aftershave or you're going to blends? No, I'm getting, I know what I'm getting. |
| 1:46.9 | I know what I'm getting. |
| 2:00.4 | One? You've gone off that one, aren't you? I've still got it, but that's just a day. It's in rotation. It's in rotation. That's just a little day. Do you have a cupboard for your aftershaves? Yes, it's a full draw that sort of like rolls out. |
| 2:02.6 | And when they roll out, they could be it. |
| 2:04.7 | And now do you just put your hand in and go? No, no. aftershaves. Yes. It's a full draw that sort of like rolls out. And when they roll out |
| 2:02.1 | they could be it |
| 2:02.6 | and now do you just put your hand in and go lucky dip? They're all sort of colour coded and it's like scent orientated in your shower in the morning do you think about what smell you're going to wear leather? No, I don't actually. When do you decide the minute you open the draw? |
| 2:17.3 | Yeah. Ginger. |
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