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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.

I'm your host Heather McMahon thanks for being here.

I am sitting in a gorgeous hotel room looking out a beautiful Fayetteville Arkansas and

damn it feels good to be back on out on the road. Wow it's green here. Arkansas is great.

I have never been here which is surprising. It's like when you're from the south,

everyone just thinks that you've been to every southern state. I haven't.

I've never hit Arkansas but I'm crushing it hard right now. It's beautiful. It's green.

It's lush. I would say Fayetteville is a mixture of Oxford, Mississippi, which I'm sure 98% of you

have never been to. And Asheville, North Carolina, two both southern obscure towns.

But it's got a mountainous vibe of the Ashevilleness. It's everybody says keep Fayetteville funky.

I mean, it's a funky little town and I like it. You got Walmart. You could smell the money

around the corner and trying to sniff out some Walton Walmart dick. You know what I mean?

I mean, I'm married but Jeff said if you can find a Walton to sleep with while you're there,

bring it home. You know what I mean? He's not going to be mad. So other than that, but Arkansas

has been great. I got to confess to you guys. I have just been a ball of nerves anxious to perform

again. Did one show on Sunday night was great. I'm gearing up for another show tonight.

And last night we had so many technical difficulties. The videos wouldn't work. It was kind of a hot

mess. But we made it through and I know everybody really enjoyed the show. But my god, it was like an

outer body experience to be in front of a crowd again. And it felt so good and I felt so alive and

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