Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animals!

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 31 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Listen up, dipshits, and sensible people.
0:03.0	I might not have the best bedside manner.
0:06.0	I might not put you at ease, but I don't care.
0:10.0	You need to realize that this is a serious ordeal.
0:13.2	In fact, it's a big fucking deal.
0:15.9	Stay at home.
0:17.9	I didn't give you information to induce panic.
0:20.5	I gave you information so that you'd be informed.
0:24.0	Maybe, just maybe, I am privy to information that you aren't.
0:29.0	If you don't like what I'm telling you, then go buy some toilet paper.
0:34.0	Treat this seriously.
0:36.0	If you don't, then screw you.
0:39.0	Fuck you is what I want to say, but I can't.
0:42.0	This will pass. Take it seriously. It is here. Act like you
0:47.9	have the virus and don't spread it to other people. I have no doubt that it hasn't already been here, but testing had been
0:55.4	limited. More cases are coming. If you ignore this problem, the worst thing that
1:00.9	could happen is that your mother, father,
1:03.0	grandmother, aunts, uncles could die.
1:06.0	Be responsible.
1:07.0	If you don't, then screw you.
1:10.0	Warmest regards, Mayor Gay Brown.
1:13.0	Welcome to the God Show.
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