The War On Stupidity, Part 1

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🗓️ 11 April 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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0:00.0	The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.
0:04.0	The Pope says to Trump,
0:05.8	Do you know that with one little wave of my hand,
0:08.8	I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
0:12.2	This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of
0:16.5	your followers Donald, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever
0:22.4	they speak of this day.
0:24.0	They will rejoice.
0:26.0	Trump replies,
0:28.0	I seriously doubt that.
0:30.0	With one wave of your hand?
0:32.0	Show me.
0:33.6	So the Pope slapped him.
0:35.1	I found that on our jokes.
0:41.9	That was a popular one posted by you big d d d d d's nuts
0:46.7	shout out to big d d d d d d d d's nuts well done nice one big d d d d d d d'd d's nuts that would be one way for the Pope to get people Well done. Nice one. Big dude did these nuts.
0:52.8	That would be one way for the Pope to get people on his side.
0:56.0	He did slap a woman earlier this year.
0:58.1	That's how 2020 started, right Jesus?
1:00.2	Oh, yes, that is true.
1:02.0	And that's when we knew 2020 was going to be a bad one.
1:05.7	Oh yeah, it's off and popping.
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