Great Vengeance And Furious Anger

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 29 March 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Path of the Righteous Man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:08.0	Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the week through the Valley of Darkness, for he is truly
0:16.0	his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
0:20.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:30.0	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
0:35.8	Boom!
0:36.8	Yeah!
0:37.8	Pwwwwwwwwww.
0:39.8	Welcome back to the God Show dear friends. Hey dad, what's up Jesus? Not much how you doing?
0:48.8	Oh I'm pissed off Jesus. I saw some things in the me damn news this week that would blow your hair back.
0:56.4	Oh boy.
0:57.4	Blow my hair back.
0:59.2	Yeah, and you've got a lot of hair.
1:00.8	I have.
1:01.6	I love my hair. Your beard, your your luscious locks. I am my hair as Lady
1:07.0	Gaga once sang. Yeah. You do know Lady Gaga's whole catalog.
1:13.3	Yes, I do.
1:15.3	Okay, so what's in the...
1:22.3	Okay, so what's in the me damn news this week? As if I don't already know.
1:27.0	Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick has suggested that elderly are willing to die to save the economy that's the big story this week
1:35.8	For us it is this is the most immoral thing I have heard one of these bastards utter.
1:43.4	Yeah.
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