The Birch Show. Was a college professor being cruel or were we just a bunch of snowflakes?

We'll get into it here in just one second. I want some clarification on something from you guys.

Has to do with our in-show celebrity contest. You want to explain what that is, KK?

Yeah. So it is basically who do you know, but with Burt Show members instead of

listeners this time. So Burt has tasked all of us with getting the biggest celebrities we can

find to call in to our hotline. We don't know when they're going to call. You're going to hear

this sounder when they do call in.

My heart always like jumps into my throat whenever that happens. I'm always ready to tilt my head back for a tequila shot.

So, um, we're trying to convince celebrities to call in. Um, the biggest celebrity that does call in as

deemed by the listeners is going to win $1,000 for charity.

So that's a cool little incentive.

But for us, if we are the ones that get the biggest celebrity to call in, Bert is providing

us with a week off of work paid.

All right.

Question number one.

If the contest was to end today and you guys had a vote, who wins Homer Simpson or Russell Wilson?

Well, it kind of depends, right?

Because are we basing it off the character or off the actual actor?

I can't answer that.

I don't know.

Personally, I think daytime soap star Aiden Turner should still be in the running.

I bet. I'm going Homer.

...