Was My Husband with Somebody Else? Graham and Maria weigh in...

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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How do you tackle suspected infidelity? What's the best way to hit on somebody in the gym? And when is it socially acceptable to put up Christmas decorations? All these questions and more this week - Graham and Maria may even have some answers if we're lucky.Got a dilemma? Email the show! The address is: WangingOn@listen.co.uk Oh and if you haven't already, tap 'Follow' on Spotify, or 'Subscribe' wherever you get your podcasts. Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Listen, a Platform Media label.-----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingonChapters:0:00 Coming Up 0:20 Yay Fireworks!!!5:03 How early is too early for Christmas Decorations?7:02 Was my husband with somebody else?18:26 EDF's EV Tariff and Pod Drive19:46 How do I hit on someone in the gym?28:30 Bye House! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see. Where's the app? Oh, here it is. What? How? Oh, no. You're out. Better look next time. Mom! It's game over for late nights on school nights. EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed.
0:22.8	More parents are choosing EEBroadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider.
0:27.8	To verify I see EE.com.com.
0:29.2	The sides of pork in the back of my van, we needed some attention.
0:36.8	Back off, I'm not gay.
0:40.0	Keep dropping your towel and see what happens.
0:42.3	Oh no, my towel again.
0:44.6	It's so heavy.
0:50.4	Hello, hello, everyone, and welcome to wanging on with Graham and Maria.
0:55.2	We give the very best in mediocre advice.
0:58.0	How are you?
0:59.3	I'm very mediocre.
1:00.7	Yes.
1:01.2	Thank you very much.
1:02.9	Yes.
1:03.8	I worry for you.
1:05.0	Oh, why is that?
1:06.0	Because you've got a little dog and those banging in the sky.
1:10.7	And also, can I just say, it's a bit like people's weddings and birthdays and things. Oh, yes. It's a special day. It's November the 5th. Stick to that. Forever. Like the minute somebody sees a firework, they can't wait. Yeah. Well, actually, the good thing is about Rafi, the little poodle, toy poodle, who isn't here today. We haven't seen him for a very long time. He's making fireworks. I feel he's fictional. You borrowed a dog, got him on the merch. And he's with the dog sitter again. He's making fireworks at home. He's stuffing gumpowder into tiny little tubes.
1:45.4	It's a poor.
1:47.1	10 quid, please.
1:48.8	No, he's not too bad about it.
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